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"So, yeah, computers are amazing," Dean said, in lieu of 'hello,' as he leaned in though Steve's doorway. "Did you know that there are almost five million different resources for information on chicken wire on the internet?"

Yes. This was what he'd gotten out of his first class, Steve.

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"I did not," Steve said, "but it doesn't surprise me. It's truly remarkable."

He just hoped Dean had safe search turned on.

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Claudia had done the searching, fortunately, and Dean hadn't had the opportunity to actually do any googling for himself.

Someday, he'd learn.

"I have difficulty believing that there are five million things to say about chicken wire," he added. "So, hey, another point for the technology of the future, today. The kids weren't all that bad, though. Maybe a little weird, but I didn't get complaints about the intro assignment or anything. How's your week been, Steve?"

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"Probably a lot of them were repeating themselves," Steve said with a shrug. "But you'd be surprised at the variety people can come up with. And, yeah, the kids here are pretty good, for the most part." Well. Not Loki. "My week's been pretty good. And yours, aside from the discovery of the internet?"

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Sssh, Dean hadn't met Loki. He remained blissfully ignorant of the presence of gods on the island, so far.

See how long that would last.

"Overall...? Being in the future isn't all that different from the past, I guess. Everything is faster, though. I'm staying with this guy called, well, Guy. Met him at that bar with the band that has really bad hygiene."

Just let him go on believing that one.

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"They're--you know what, let's go with that," Steve agreed. "I think I remember him. Red hair, bowl haircut? He used to teach."

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"That's the Guy," Dean agreed, pointing at Steve and making a clicking sound in his cheek. Bang, right on. "I guess he's running the bar now? Was serving children's cartoon characters as drinks last week, and we got to talking about my teaching here."

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~~Never mind Guy doesn't have a bowl cut I'm a fuckup news at eleven~~ "Caritas," Steve said, just to be sure, since the other bar, he was pretty sure, was run by vampires or the mob or something.

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~~He has hair, it's close enough.~~

"Right," confirmed Dean. "With the band."

The one with poor hygiene!

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"Well, if you're going to be there a lot just be warned that they have karaoke." Steve paused, considering time periods, and added, "That means they let anybody sing."

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"... Anybody." So far, this was one of the stranger things he'd heard all day. Stranger than Butters the kisses-pimp and Rapunzel's hair. "No matter how drunk they are?"

This... he kind of had to witness, now.

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"I think it's actually considered preferable if they're drunk," Steve said. At least that was how it had always gone on Avengers outings.

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"So you've been to one of these things, huh?" Dean offered Steve a grin. "So, never mind how terrible they are, is it actually any fun?"

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"Kind of, I guess," Steve said. "It's not really my thing. But then, I can't get drunk, so some of the charm was always going to be lost on me."

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"Tough break," Dean replied, looking sympathetic. He wasn't about to pry, asking if it was a religious or medical reason wasn't exactly any business of his, after all, but going to a bar and watching everyone else drink couldn't be al that much fun. "Bad singing is usually worse when you're still sober enough to know, yeah."

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"Still looking for a teaching assistant?" Tony asked, poking his head on into the room.

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"I am!" Steve said, because he did not speak gopher and would have had a second spot open, anyway.

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"Cool!" Wait. "I won't have to do any of the teaching, right?"

STEVE, REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU LET A TONY STARK TEACH THIS CLASS?

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"Not unless I can't make it," Steve said, "which is unlikely but you never know when things are going to come up."

Better you than Topher once he wasn't a gopher any more, Tony. Actually the gopher would have been better.

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"Try not to leave?"

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"I'll do my best," Steve promised, "but sometimes things come up." Things like massive crossover events.

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"Like trips home," Tony supplied. "Where sometimes people attack you and you have to defend yourself."

With technology.

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"Hopefully not that," Steve said.

No, Tony. No. Also, it was completely different when Steve did it, not least because the technology part was not involved.

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"Try to avoid that." Tony was biting his tongue about mentioning the blond woman Steve had totally not been awkward with.

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That was a good choice, Tony! Because trying to explain Sharon to a teenager would probably hurt something in Steve's brain. As well as possibly his heart. "I intend to," he said. "I could say the same to you, you know." And did. Frequently.

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"I haven't gotten into any trouble since the whole... Wakanda thing."

Possibly due to holidays. What of it?

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"Good," Steve said. "I hope you keep up the streak." It was probably an idle hope, but he had it. "One thing about this class that'll be a little different; I'll need you to help me keep order. If people start acting immature, you have my permission to say something to them."

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"Can I give detention?" NO, STEVE.

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