Office Hours, Friday

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After certain text messages from Bobby and Tony last night, holding office hours seemed of even more importance than usual. It made him easily locatable if he was needed for rescues or bailing someone out of jail. Not that Steve would bail them out if they were in jail. It was important to learn these kinds of lessons young.

Steve's office hours were open to anyone, hungover or otherwise, who might want to speak with him.

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[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Well, not so much speak, but a text message wasn't out of the question. Because Tony was still praying his head would fall off at some point to save him the pain.

Is it illegal for a minor to own a bar?

HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING, OF COURSE.

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Steve didn't really know, but Tony owning a bar sounded like a disaster waiting to happen, so he lied. Yes. Don't do it.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Damn it, Steve! Why could you not enable his alcoholism?

And if I already managed to?

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Because that would be vastly irresponsible and out of character, Tony. Then you should sell it. Right away.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Maybe.

I'll get to work on that then.

And this is why he wasn't allowed to drink with anyone from Marvel.

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What happened to the elephant? Steve sent back.

It was a valid concern.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Oh riiiiight.

We settled on a bunny. Bobby named him Thor for some reason.

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Oh God what. Please tell me the rabbit does not have a hammer.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Do I want to know?

Look, Hercules was bad enough for his poor brain.

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You'll understand when you're older. Maybe. Maybe not. Or maybe when Thor showed up here, who knew WE NEED A THOR. Of course that would also qualify as 'when Tony was older' technically.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Okay, look out for some guy named Thor to attack me then.

JUST DON'T CLONE HIM AND YOU WON'T NEED TO FEAR, TONY.

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Don't get any bad cyborg clone ideas and it won't be a problem

What?

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

You make me afraid of my future.

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Drink less and I won't have to. True on multiple levels!

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

I really don't think I'd ever drink enough to make cyborg clones.

God, Steve. Didn't you remember his confession? Oh riiiiight. Dead at the time. My bad.

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Did I say you were drunk at the time?

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Steve was lucky that no Tony Stark was the type for emoticons. When sober. Because he would have gotten a frownie face here otherwise.

You are a very, very confusing person.

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Drink lots of water. And sell the bar.

[hoorayimrich.livejournal.com]

Thank you, mom